If ever I heard an oxymoron it was last month when a colleague of mine stated that his daughter's reception hall was going to have simple wedding decorations. Boy, is he in store for a shock. I know his daughter and wife pretty well. If he thinks the decorations will be simple, there's something else that's pretty simple. Yeah, you got that right. It's him. The last time I saw simple things done at a wedding it was when the groom was carrying a club while dressed in his loin cloth. Well if it suits him to believe that it will be understated, wait until he sees the credit card bills.