Come on now. As a famous tennis pro once said "you can not be serious." Look at this phrase (luxury wilderness resort) and tell me it doesn't appear to be an oxymoron. Why go to the wilds if you want luxury. Just go downtown, save the airfare and book yourself into a five star hotel. After all, why risk the danger of a deer tick or worse yet a callous on your big toe. Let's get real. Luxury and wilderness are not supposed to be of the same world much less used in the same sentence.