Being a lover of everything poetic, I was extremely pleased at the last wedding reception I and my family attended. The theme they chose for their wedding decorations was "The Great Poets" and how cool is that. They represented everyone from Ovid to Longfellow. I could feel the poetry in the air. It was all I could do to restrain myself from leaping to the bandstand and begin reciting some of my repertiore. I probably would have done it but for my kids begging me not to. The last time I acted on an impulse like that, the family took a cab home and deserted me.